{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Kellen Smith (silverbrony)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-12 19:33:20 UTC","author_name":"Kellen Smith (silverbrony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/silverbrony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1198256","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6355\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephen Child\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">stecissunrise<\/span><\/a><\/span> Imagine this: open the door at terminal velocity, propelling the cat across your lawn. :D"}