{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 13-Apr-12 02:10:06 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1206005","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4200\" class=\"url\" title=\"Joe\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">purplephish20<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's what I'm saying. They're not THAT scary though. They could kill you fairly easily, sure, but so could a bar of iron through the skull."}