{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Tuesday, 24-May-11 22:02:12 UTC","author_name":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/quetzalcoatl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/121919","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1380\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam Armstrong\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greydragon412<\/span><\/a><\/span> do you really want to read a fanfic where Pinkie brutally tortures Rainbow Dash, then bakes her remains into cupcakes and serves them to other ponies?"}