{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TwiSpark Dashity (twispark)'s status on Sunday, 15-Apr-12 20:16:15 UTC","author_name":"TwiSpark Dashity (twispark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/twispark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1220603","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7885\" class=\"url\" title=\"Seth Edwards\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">noirbatch<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know but it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo difficult to get started, it's like penetrating a bubble of titanium-potasium-diamond-magic that is covered in drawins of phalluses and mean words!!"}