{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Sunday, 15-Apr-12 23:45:30 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1221572","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> You can't kill with &quot;The Stare&quot;. You'll Just give the victim a heart attack and make them not sleep for a few days. You know, an average viewing of Real Housewives of (insert city name here)"}