{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-12 00:44:07 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1221879","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11673\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">foxgopher<\/span><\/a><\/span> ah... Once upon a time, there was Jackie Chan. He and Whitney Houston want into a nice hotel, then sometjijg wibbley wobbley, timey wimey happened, and there was me. Also, you punched a baby in the face, that's why I'm you\/you are me #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/scientist\" rel=\"tag\">scientist<\/a><\/span>"}