{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dylan O (quadranthat)'s status on Monday, 16-Apr-12 02:45:04 UTC","author_name":"Dylan O (quadranthat)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/quadranthat","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1222351","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10601\" class=\"url\" title=\"TwiSpark Dabananasy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">twispark<\/span><\/a><\/span> it is easily the most mortifying thing I read all month. O.o"}