{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Wednesday, 25-May-11 04:53:16 UTC","author_name":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zarkanorf","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/123071","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony Cabal\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">administrator<\/span><\/a><\/span> Step 1: Get parents out. Step 2: Create Stone pickaxe. Step 3: MINE DOWN!! Step 4: ???? Step 5: You now can fit 20,000 nerds in a hole."}