{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brian Fialvert (fialvert)'s status on Wednesday, 25-May-11 13:04:51 UTC","author_name":"Brian Fialvert (fialvert)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fialvert","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/123885","html":"A farmer walks into a bar, followed by his cows. The bartender kicks the cows out and says to the farmer, "We don't serve your kine here.""}