{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clarity's status on Friday, 20-Apr-12 06:11:33 UTC","author_name":"clarity","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1246315","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> So if I blinded you and put a spider on your head... You wouldn't mind?"}