{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Commodore (commodore)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-12 04:08:16 UTC","author_name":"Commodore (commodore)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/commodore","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1255491","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"told ya!\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">evilderpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> 1. Don't joke about that. It's irresponsible. 2. It's really hard to half-pull a trigger on a gun due to the amount of pressure that must be applied. 3. If you get a gun out every time somebody does something assymitrically, then how are you even here? 4. *grabs gun* Stop it."}