{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sammy (sammysombdy)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-12 03:55:20 UTC","author_name":"Sammy (sammysombdy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sammysombdy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1262524","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9434\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">alargesmallhorse<\/span><\/a><\/span> Pinkie can break the 4th wall, how would a simple bullet stop her?"}