{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TwiSpark Dashity (twispark)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-12 16:05:33 UTC","author_name":"TwiSpark Dashity (twispark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/twispark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1269818","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chi\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Daaaamn, why haven't there been any Apple Inc. parody songs? If there are then why haven't I head then and then why hasn't the fandom ponified them?!"}