{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clarity's status on Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:09:19 UTC","author_name":"clarity","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1278525","html":"What do awesome teachers do when someone falls asleep in their class? Throw chocolate at them until they wake up."}