{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Thursday, 26-Apr-12 02:19:45 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1279401","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">conventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm not one to discuss personal matters such as this in public, but I'm not the straightest arrow in the quiver.  Certainly not bent in half however.  Also, I suppose just my general attitude is not considered &quot;manly&quot; by modern standards."}