{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-12 19:57:50 UTC","author_name":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thefunkytortoise","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1288927","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">conventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> In Denmark you have to serve in the military for 1-3 years or if your lucky yo dont have to but it ruins the persons school and work and such"}