{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-12 21:40:35 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1289567","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Officer Wiggy Bingo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Vague conversions (i.e., judging roughly how tall someone is when their height is given in units you can't easily visualize), I said. :("}