{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Madyson Bickel (madykatt)'s status on Saturday, 28-Apr-12 02:56:59 UTC","author_name":"Madyson Bickel (madykatt)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/madykatt","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1291420","html":"I ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS!! IT WAS AWESOME \/)^3^(\\\n\nBoss's wife gets dropped of at our work, bc their second car is broke. After a bit, she walks over to the car we are working on and speaks with a cutesy voice.\n\nboss's wife: <cutesy voice> can i go look at books?\nboss: you mean across the street?\nwife: <cutesy voice> yes.\nboss: sure, go ahead\nwife: <cutesy voice> can i has money to look at books?\nboss: you asked if you can look at books, not buy them\nwife: <cutesy voice> can i has money to buy books?\nboss: what books you wanna buy?\nwife: <cutesy voice> porn\n\n\nI quite literally was rolling on the floor laughing XD"}