{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Equestria Daily Mailpony (eqdpony)'s status on Saturday, 28-Apr-12 04:10:05 UTC","author_name":"Equestria Daily Mailpony (eqdpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/eqdpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1291673","html":"[b]Story: Pinkie Watches Paint Dry[\/b]:  [Random] [Comedy] Author: AbsoluteAnonymous Description: Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.  Additional Tags: Pinkie Pie painstakingly ponders paint  &gt;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.equestriadaily.com\/2012\/04\/story-pinkie-watches-paint-dry.html\" title=\"http:\/\/www.equestriadaily.com\/2012\/04\/story-pinkie-watches-paint-dry.html\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.equestriadaily.com\/2012\/04\/story-pinkie-watches-paint-dry.html<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/ur1.ca\/94gi6\" title=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/file\/eqdpony-20120428T041005-ukbfj6g.png\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-80601\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/ur1.ca\/94gi6<\/a>"}