{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Patch (patch)'s status on Saturday, 28-Apr-12 09:02:04 UTC","author_name":"Patch (patch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/patch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1292395","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1380\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam Armstrong\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greydragon412<\/span><\/a><\/span> Ah, the ancient dilemma. You know, I used to dislike the idea of alcohol for the same reason, myself. That and I discovered I was a mean drunk. Took me a while to find the right time and the right place for a drink, as it were. Well, just stay where you are and I'll fetch us some tea, shall I?"}