{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)'s status on Saturday, 28-Apr-12 13:24:10 UTC","author_name":"Barton Flank (pawnheart)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pawnheart","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1292872","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3360\" class=\"url\" title=\"Barton Flank\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pawnheart<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well... okay, so that's subjective to a degree. However, if someone exists who is entirely and infallibly objective... I really don't think I'd enjoy their company"}