{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Saturday, 28-Apr-12 18:58:54 UTC","author_name":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thefunkytortoise","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1294431","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8040\" class=\"url\" title=\"Violet Satalin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rozeluck<\/span><\/a><\/span> I could care less about the dress\nI won't partake in any cake\nVows? Well I'll be lying when I say\nThat through any kind of weather\nI'll want us to be together\nThe truth is I don't care for him at all.\nNo, I do not love the groom.\nIn my heart, there is no room.\nBut I still want him to be all mine."}