{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Monday, 30-Apr-12 01:58:44 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1302901","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8277\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dan Oates\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">doates<\/span><\/a><\/span> Simple as this: Nopony gives a s*** about the care bears."}