{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Steve D. (delc17)'s status on Friday, 27-May-11 06:32:19 UTC","author_name":"Steve D. (delc17)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/delc17","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/130663","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1450\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stardust\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">keeponrocking<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hey, don't mock america man.  My dad fought in the war man.  He took on several opposing forces during the big war of the 80's.  THE COLA WARS, MAN!  it was such a sad sight to see.  I remember this night, he went out for a coke, but when he got to the store..........they were all out..........and they had some foreign guy trying to sell him bootleg coke.......so he bought some.   but u know what?   when he got home.....and we tried it......IT WAS REALLY PEPSI *cries*  AND IT WAS FLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  DADDY *sobs*  DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"}