{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Monday, 30-Apr-12 23:22:36 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1308144","html":"Simon: He's got cloth scissors to cut his wrists with. Lewis: why is Kermit the frog so depressed? Simon: Because he's got a man's arm up his papayas al the time!"}