{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Wednesday, 02-May-12 05:43:09 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1315783","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11959\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sammy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">sammysombdy<\/span><\/a><\/span> lol. Before, o would just turn it off, lay down and say &quot;I hate you alarmclock...&quot; but now I thought of RainbowDash, and did it in ten seconds flat!"}