{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Sunday, 06-May-12 02:54:54 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1333491","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"My real name\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's good. Just remember, your situation is only as bad as the breakfast you had, and if you had a muffin for breakfast, it's a pretty good thingy."}