{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Techdisk (techdisk)'s status on Monday, 07-May-12 04:35:51 UTC","author_name":"Techdisk (techdisk)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/techdisk","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1340376","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11673\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">foxgopher<\/span><\/a><\/span> I wish I could ignore my mom. My mom is overly strict about stuff like this, and will, no lie, ban me from not just my computer, but ALL technology for a week if she finds me on it when she says not to. I sometimes want to find a way to literally lock my laptop to my desk so she can't take it."}