{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 07-May-12 15:32:06 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1342088","html":"That feeling when you see a ~20 years old girl at the street, and you think "Wow, she's hot! Let's try to get her number!" And then suddenly out of nowhere a child. It's like a bullet to the crotch."}