{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Monday, 07-May-12 19:19:05 UTC","author_name":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/quetzalcoatl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1343562","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11673\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">foxgopher<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd be all like, &quot;Son, I am disappoint.&quot; and the one day, I'd gift them all my old ponies and be like, &quot;These were mine once, take good care of them. Also, I was proud the whole time, not disappoint.&quot; and my kid(s) would be like, &quot;You're a triple dick sundae, Dad.&quot;"}