{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-12 20:11:58 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1354624","html":"So time and again it seems that in order to write an allegedly effective college essay one must assume that one's reader is a brain-damaged eight-year-old who was already mentally handicapped before the brain damage took place."}