{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Thursday, 10-May-12 09:31:56 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1357555","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7201\" class=\"url\" title=\"anypony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anypony<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's good. Goodness knows what might've happened if the technicians were poorly dressed."}