{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Thursday, 10-May-12 19:26:37 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1359275","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah, the guy running against him didn't even campaign, he just had his name on the ballot. I guess he sent out like a serious bomb threat and now he's in a jail in Texas."}