{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Erik Banner (communistprime)'s status on Wednesday, 16-May-12 08:52:07 UTC","author_name":"Erik Banner (communistprime)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/communistprime","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1390876","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7896\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jacob Anderson\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">axelgunn<\/span><\/a><\/span> I had a guy in my basic training who's last name was Sergeant, so he kept getting called Private Sergeant...was always funny."}