{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Thursday, 17-May-12 02:23:54 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1395699","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12658\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy Doo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">themailmare<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hey, derpyshy was asking why we ate the muffin god. I didn't know what to say, so I was like, &quot;Mrrrrrr!&quot; now I feel bad about it."}