{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clarity's status on Friday, 18-May-12 05:02:47 UTC","author_name":"clarity","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1402660","html":"Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that when your friend says something along the lines of "she'll never love me," the correct answer is not, "NOW you're catching on!" Your faithful student, Clarity."}