{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Friday, 18-May-12 17:38:50 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1404957","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8198\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Guiver\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">woona<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> In our current society, won't you get punched in the face by most guys for asking the first question? Seems kinda risky to me, being honest."}