{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Friday, 18-May-12 17:46:02 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1404968","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hey, I know nothing about dating. My current partner (for 2 years and 3 months) is just a friendship that slowly evolved into a serious relationship. I have NEVER dated in my life, in no way (and I'm not planning to) so please, excuse my complete lack of knowledge regarding this subject"}