{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Tuesday, 31-May-11 03:05:04 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/140564","html":"I laugh at you all, for none of you have tasted the epitome of breakfast excellence which is Corned Beef Hash, or as I call it, Dog Food. I REFUSE to listen to your justifications for bacon being excellent (however true) when knowing full well you have all never had the heavenly substance! I mean, what man can say he has lived without trying Corned Beef Hash on Fried Egg Yolk-saturated Toast! NO ONE! THAT IS WHOM."}