{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"JD (bentokitty)'s status on Tuesday, 31-May-11 03:31:23 UTC","author_name":"JD (bentokitty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bentokitty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/140675","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/986\" class=\"url\" title=\"Steve D.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">delc17<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah, found that out hard when I worked there. You do NOT press-sear bacon, it turns into cardboard."}