{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Aaron Faso (alptraummond)'s status on Sunday, 20-May-12 10:55:38 UTC","author_name":"Aaron Faso (alptraummond)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/alptraummond","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1414149","html":"Now let me get something straight. Beer is a depressant, right? It makes you want to sleep and lowers several of your bodily functions (heart rate, breathing, etc.). Now here's the thing. I had two beers. AND I FEEL MORE AWAKE. I'm a freak of nature. ;_;"}