{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"complete nerd (nerd)'s status on Sunday, 20-May-12 17:49:15 UTC","author_name":"complete nerd (nerd)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerd","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1415844","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">comradeconventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> yeah, you're more man than me.  I wouldn't ever enlist, and I've got flat feet and poor vision so I can't be drafted."}