{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Sunday, 20-May-12 17:56:28 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1415888","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1380\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sam Armstrong\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">greydragon412<\/span><\/a><\/span> Learn to code in C++. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. (Sorry, couldn't resist: <a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/eAspsl\" title=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/blog\/fix_computer\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/is.gd\/eAspsl<\/a>)"}