{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 21:49:59 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1435015","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have my suspicions that she nicked the squareness gun from the TARDIS, given we never see Jack with his at any point after joining the series 1 TARDIS crew. But yeah, they serve essentially the same story purpose, except for the whole marriage thing. (Then again, perhaps the Doctor's pretty open-minded on that point?)"}