{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 21:54:32 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1435029","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"like a Tamagotchi, only a giant butt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> THE ONLY LIQUID IN THE FOREST IS THE JACK. And then that girl would come from a planet which is exactly like Earth, only all the rivers\/seas\/etc. are full of Jack Daniels instead of water. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/foolproof\" rel=\"tag\">foolproof<\/a><\/span>"}