{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 23-May-12 23:22:25 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1435448","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9434\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I figure it'll either be really cool... or be the equivalent of someone riding a port-o-john into a wood chipper."}