{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)'s status on Thursday, 24-May-12 10:52:01 UTC","author_name":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)","author_url":"http:\/\/www.rainbowdash.net\/flaredancer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1438253","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> I don't know. Maybe because they get parents who decide to name their kids &quot;La-a&quot; and insist the name is &quot;La-dash-a&quot;"}