{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eugene (dariusponyperson)'s status on Friday, 25-May-12 18:02:01 UTC","author_name":"Eugene (dariusponyperson)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dariusponyperson","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1444248","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> You either have a time machine or a dimensional shift warp device"}