{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Saturday, 26-May-12 03:44:55 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1446282","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10428\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bit Shift\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bitshift<\/span><\/a><\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.staples.com\/sbd\/cre\/marketing\/technology-research-centers\/ereaders\/speed-reader\/index.html\" title=\"http:\/\/www.staples.com\/sbd\/cre\/marketing\/technology-research-centers\/ereaders\/speed-reader\/index.html\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.staples.com\/sbd\/cre\/marketing\/technology-research-centers\/ereaders\/speed-reader\/index.html<\/a> You can't really speed it up at this point without millisecond-accurate clicks, though. I'm hitting enter to start and clicking to stop at the same time now."}