{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 27-May-12 02:20:04 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1451244","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">comradeconventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> It reminds me of one of my dogs. She didn't know what puppies were, so when she gave birth, she carried one and dropped it in front of my mom, looking at her like &quot;what's this squeaking thing?&quot;"}